Jul 162010
I wonder why Mel Gibson had to go and call his ex-girlfriend all those bad words. Whatever happened to calling a woman an easy glove or a loathsome toad, like they did back in Shakespeare’s day? And ladies, doth not despair. If you let your man know that he is a rank weed or a dishonest paltry boy, you’ll have put him in his place just as effectively.
So, go ahead, ladies and gents! Give it a try! You’ll thank me and Billy Shakespeare for it later.
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Tem Jhoenz is a bona fide librarian, blogs eponymously here/there, and collects smiles. Tem is an alum of Second City's Writing Program and has studied improvisation at The Annoyance in Chicago. You would like Tem if you met him. He's good people.
Of course, drunken panting always helps.
“LISTEN TO ME!! YOU’RE GOING TO LISTEN TO MY RANTING…..YOU LOOOAAATHSOME TOOOOAAD!!” (pant, pant, pant).
Don’t I know it!