Sep 042010
NOTE: This statement has been edited for joke fluency.
“Ya know why communist construction companies are so slow? Because all the builders share one hammer.”
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R. Justin Shepherd is a recovering journalist, aspiring screenwriter and owner/operator/aficionado of Spencer's Coffeehouse in Bowling Green, Ky. He also keeps a microblog of sightings, linkings and brief thinkings at in3rds.tumblr.com.
I don’t think Peter, Paul, or Mary would find this very funny. They’re always hammering.
Tru dat, Nate. Always hammering. All over this land. The trio is truly omnipresent. (Cut to shot of shiver travelling down Glenn Beck’s spine.)
And were that not enough, Leonard Nimoy (Spock) also covered the trio’s “If I Had a Hammer.” So it would be logical to assume that the hammer of communism has also been hammered boldly where no man has gone before. (Cut to sobbing Glenn Beck going supernova.)
Glenn Beck shares a name with Beck Hanson, who shares a name with the Hanson Brothers, who share a name with the Super Mario Brothers, who share a profession with Joe the Plumber, who shares many political viewpoints with… GASP! The whole world revolves around Glenn Beck. And Billy Ray Cyrus.