NOTE: This statement has been edited for joke fluency.

“Ya know why communist construction companies are so slow? Because all the builders share one hammer.”

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BIG TREES!!!

“Trees, trees, trees,”
Thought the lumberjack.
There were trees all around.
More than he could shake a saw at.

Then, it happened.

He got married.
No more cutting big trees like a …Continue reading this entry

As the newest addition to GRTM, I’ve been thinking long and hard (intermittently, for at least the past three hours) about what bomb I’ll drop in my debut. I decided on a longform critique of the Fed’s monetary policy and …Continue reading this entry

I wonder why Mel Gibson had to go and call his ex-girlfriend all those bad words. Whatever happened to calling a woman an easy glove or a loathsome toad, like they did back in Shakespeare’s day? And ladies, doth …Continue reading this entry