Tem Jhoenz

Tem Jhoenz is a bona fide librarian, blogs eponymously here/there, and collects smiles. Tem is an alum of Second City's Writing Program and has studied improvisation at The Annoyance in Chicago. You would like Tem if you met him. He's good people.

 

Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

Heartbreaking news about Amy Winehouse today. It’s a huge loss for music and a huge loss for me in my celebrity death pool. I had Paul Reiser.

C’mon, Paul, why you have to keep being alive? I’ve got some big money on you! …Continue reading this entry

 

A collaboration between Amanda E Gross (artist) + Tem Jhoenz (writer).  Happy Friday!

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Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

At 2:15 pm yesterday, a verdict was handed down in a Florida courtroom.  Like you, I stopped what I was doing – slicing pimento cheese sandwiches into halves and then into halves again – to tune in. …Continue reading this entry

 

Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

The HUFFPOST headline above says it all, doesn’t it? Lord knows I’ve tried to forget Princess Di’s elegance. Just bury it deep, so deep in the dark abyss of my subconsciousness, in the innermost recesses of my frail, troubled soul. …Continue reading this entry

 

Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

I can’t figure out why our country just killed Oksana Baiul. She wasn’t the best professional figure skater, but she was still good enough to win a gold medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics.

Is it because she beat Nancy Kerrigan? …Continue reading this entry

 

Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

Despite what Mark Zuckerberg of The Social Network fame claims, I personally believe the Winklevoss twins deserve the lion’s share of credit for repeatedly and indifferently trampling the privacy rights of every single Facebook user.  (Apparently, the U.S. …Continue reading this entry

 

Do you like celebrities? And also the random thoughts I have about them? I do! This is Celebrity Close-Up.

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen. We were looking forward to another Schindler’s List movie and Darkman straight-to-video sequel. Unfortunately, it looks like we will have to wait till the afterlife for that.

[Editor's note: The views expressed by Tem Jhoenz do not represent the official view of GRTM or any of its other contributors. …Continue reading this entry

 

Do you like celebrities?  And also the random thoughts I have about them?  I do!  This is Celebrity Close-Up.

For some reason, I’ve always been a huge fan of Danny DeVito’s work. …Continue reading this entry

Aug 252010
 

 

BIG TREES!!!

“Trees, trees, trees,”
Thought the lumberjack.
There were trees all around.
More than he could shake a saw at.

Then, it happened.

He got married.
No more cutting big trees like a big, lumberjack man.
Nope, now he’s got to hold his wife’s purse, again,
while she tries on yet another smock.

“Well, if you like trees so much,” the lumberjack’s wife asked,
“why don’t you marry them?”

So, he did. …Continue reading this entry

 

The economy, the oil spill, the confirmation of Elena Kagan, our ninth year in Afghanistan.  Boring!  What you care about are celebrities – and I’m here to dish out the latest!  This is Celebrity Roundup!

In case you missed it, 24-year-old Amanda Bynes recently announced she was coming out of early retirement!  Whew – that’s a relief!  Maybe that long-awaited “What I Like About You” movie will happen after all.  Let’s cross our fingers. …Continue reading this entry

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