BIG TREES!!!

“Trees, trees, trees,”
Thought the lumberjack.
There were trees all around.
More than he could shake a saw at.

Then, it happened.

He got married.
No more cutting big trees like a …Continue reading this entry

The economy, the oil spill, the confirmation of Elena Kagan, our ninth year in Afghanistan.  Boring!  What you care about are celebrities – and I’m here to dish out the latest!  This is Celebrity Roundup!

In case you missed …Continue reading this entry

I wonder why Mel Gibson had to go and call his ex-girlfriend all those bad words. Whatever happened to calling a woman an easy glove or a loathsome toad, like they did back in Shakespeare’s day? And ladies, doth …Continue reading this entry

A poem about youth, regret, decay, and whatnot.

Wal-Mart finally achieved the lowest possible price.  Free.  Whatever was available at this historically low price sold out quickly.  I mean, how do you pass up a deal like this?  How do mom and pop stores compete?

I captured …Continue reading this entry

I’ve long felt betrayed by the Berenstain Bears. For all their talk about self-responsibility, not a single Berenstain ever took a good hard look in the mirror and asked, “Am I a magic bear? No, I am just a …Continue reading this entry

There are no limits to the love between a man and his tape dispenser.